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BIGBEAR CO. is a corporation founded by Tadpole.




Just kidding it was pretty obviously BigBear

Branches Of BB CO.[]

-BigBear Wild Life and Nature Reserves: Dedicating parks and entire worlds to natural wildlife. Guided Tours at great prices, and a minimum mortality rate of being trampled by giant blood thirsty beasts.

-BigBear's Pet Shop: Offering a wide variety of pets from across the galaxy, BigBear's pet shop can hook you up with the perfect critter for you, and give you a lisence to own it.

-Bigbear's Hatchery: We got more eggs than the bloody easter Buny, and selling and hatching the for suuuuuper cheap, and passing the savings diectly on to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

-BigBear's Bear-Former Brand Technology: Want a brand new flying limo tank? A cell phone that can sizzle bacon? A B.A.I.R to keep those pesky crows out of your apple trees with surface to air missles? BigBear's Bear-Former Brand Technology has it all and more!

-Mr. Big's Suave Resorts: Ever wanted to go to the moon or biff? Or Biff's moon? Or Biff's moon's moon? Well now you can do so while soaking your body in the warmth of a pleasently hot giblet gravey filled hot tub (or darn near any other relaxing device) with Mr. Big's Suave resorts.

-Bear's Wedding service: Every male in the galaxy knows instead of walking down the isle, he wants to race down it in a hovercratf, fireworks going off around you, fly up a ramp, fly through a blazing hoop over a tank of deadly shark-kaiju, land it, then walk past a crowd of cheering biki clad women, then marry the girl of your dreams. Big can hook you up bro, Big can hook you up.

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